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Erotica
Warning! Some of these stories describe adult concepts such as hetero-, bi- and homosexuality, bestiality, prosthetics, time travel, teledildonics and the occult. Reader discretion is advised, which means if you're disturbed by any of these things, or if you're under the local age of consent, then you shouldn't view these stories.
Fantasies Of The Month
Tryssa
White Trash With Money
- The Third State
- An extension of what I've read about lucid dreaming. Elizabeth Reid-Steere once asked me why I'd never written her into a story; I'm not sure what she thought of this; I don't think it was quite what she expected. To me, it doesn't appear finished; as soon as I can think of a good conclusion, I'll update it.
- Threesome
- An attempt to get away from hetero erotica; despite the title, it's more male-gay than anything. It echoes something that happened in the real world. I mean, research, you know?
- Three Georges and a Kenneth
- I was asked to write a story about three Georges and a Kenneth. The image of virtual monsters loose in a city under attack is an echo of a story I wrote a long time ago on a C-64 and (mercifully) lost.
- The idea of a Store Full of Wierd Stuff which gets wierder on each floor must have been a gift from the muse; I can't find any realworld parallel, although Peril 305 in Bourke street - with Slow Glass Books upstairs - comes pretty close. I'm going to build one of those sarcophagi one day.
- The Assassin
- Most of the technical data for this story came from the book Revelation X: The SubGenius Apocrypha. I sent it to the Reverend Ivan Stang, and he liked it so much he said he was going to put it up on the SubSite. Saint Therese's social security ID number is accurate.
- Bath
- A description of the aftermath of one of Siaoubo Li Kuang's parties, recounted by Kelanie up to the point where embarassment set in.
- Bedsheets
- This story has a rather confused history. I wrote it in another attempt to get away from male-oriented erotica, but was too embarrassed by the result to show it to anyone. Kelanie found it on my machine and posted it -on the Euphoria BBS - to Elizabeth Reid-Steere who, thinking that Kel wrote it, reposted it to rec.arts.erotica, where it was very well received. Sigh.
- Caterpillar
- In one of those odd comic collaborations that Alessandro Jodorowski did, the hero was pitted against this giant caterpillar. Wau, I thought, reading it, another wierd thing to have virtual-reality sex with. This has some nasty implications and should really be under the `nasty' warning page, but it's quarter to one in the morning and there are too many things to fiddle in order to move it. Deal with it. Besides, nobody dies or anything. Sheesh.
- Compliment
- This actually happened, too; an Elizabeth Reid-Steere party. It's easier to live a wierd lifestyle and write about real things than it is to make this stuff up, you know.
- Dava Dominates Teddy
- If you were wondering where the TrollTech logo comes from, this story explains it in detail.
- Detachable Penis
- This was the second story which mentioned the intelligent prosthetic penis (which was invented in Prosthetic), and for me, two points is enough to plot a line; I decided to call it a series, Tales of the Detachable Penis. This is about a poor street drug manufacturer seducing a rich corporate client in her air-car.
- El Diablo 2 (Succubus)
- Another story based on the dungeon-exploring game Diablo. I put this in the Erotica section, even though it's mostly implicit and even not very nice.
- Dryad
- Written well before I had any exposure to Wicca; real witches don't do this sort of thing, at least not without consent. I think I was going though the various combinations of things someone could have sex with; aliens, VR constructs (statues and giant inflatible pigs and rabbits), butterflies, dolphins, slugs, the ocean, shape-shifters, various robots... trees? Why the hell not?
- Ekaterina
- It seems that after Empress Catherine II pissed off some German interest group, they decided the best revenge would be to start spreading the rumor that she had sex with her horses. It's generally acknowledged that she was, uh, generous with her favours, but most people believe she stuck to things with two legs. Mostly. ;)
- Elfthryth
- In a similar vein to the story Ekaterina, there are some who think the best way to discredit a female leader is to imply that she has sex with horses. I notice no-one ever said this about Margaret Thatcher, though.
- Electronic Turbo Affection
- An embarassing habit that I seem to have inherited from my father: the urge to pick up interesting stuff that people leave out for those indestructible rubbish collections. Like the things collected by magpies, these things are usually shiny and useless. One of them was a badge from some sports-car, which had previously informed the world that this vehicle suffered from "Electronic Fuel Injection": EFI (this badge is now stuck to the front of my A2000). It was only a short step from that, to imagining a similar badge attached to my wife: "Electronic Turbo Affection".
- Gargamon's Elf
- This story - about a Troll Emperor who wants to sleep with an elf - can almost be seen as a predecessor of the infamous Tryssa's Troll; it's set in the same fantasy-world. There are a couple of Einsturezende Neubauten in-jokes here. The female lead is, in fact, a loosely-disguised variant of the character in "Fotm.4".
- Generic Blowjob
- If you have a text editor, you can edit it to include any names you want. Maybe I should do a forms-based version of this, and substitute `ISP' for `BBS'.
- Later ...
- A denim-clothing-fetish story. It can be seen as a postscript to Fantasy of the Month 2.
- Maracite (for Valeskah)
- The first story about my Future-history Goths. This was inspired by Valeskah, and is frighteningly accurate considering that I wrote it before I'd even seen a picture of her.
- Marcus and the Lift
- Once, a long time ago, a young man named Marcus distinguished himself by doing something dumb - I can't quite remember what - and as a kind of punishment, a group of us wrote him into stories in embarassing situations, like this one - having sex with elevator doors.
- Marseya's GIFs
- Despite this story, I gather that keeping collections of erotic GIFs is an exclusively male thing. I was once severely flamed for not finishing this story. Heh.
- Mattress
- ED-209 makes another appearance. This story was written at the behest of Kelanie, to try and flesh out what was otherwise a fairly sparse persona, and is written in a very awkward tense.
- Mermaids
- I got tired of all those twee mermaid films like Splash. I wrote this after wondering exactly where a mermaid's genitalia were located.
- Messaging
- I can't remember who, but someone asked for an erotic story about BBS messaging. This is it.
- Multi
- Despite the title, this story has nothing to do with Nick "Multifree" Giapitzakis; it describes the sexual fun'n'games involved in working for the Bureau of Procuration.
- Nanotech
- The thoughts of an anthology-intelligence, a mass of nanotech devices, as they burrow through a garbage dump; it finds a cache of erotic JPEGs and passes them to its human controller.
- NELs
- Kelanie started writing this shared erotic story with a guy called Tom Wagner on The Further Regions BBS. However, she chickened out after her first contribution and left me to finish it.
- New Toy
- Zero-G bungee jumping, teledildonics and the frustration you'd get from wanting to sleep with someone who has a fatal and very communicable virus. Just another tale of everyday life on board an L5 space station. Note: the revised version is available from
Circlet Press.
- Nimyf-A-Tel
- One of the first things I wrote as an actual story, rather than a contribution to a BBS-based shared story thing. It was done well before the final shape of my future history had been established. Some of the aliens seen together here are deadly enemies; I can explain all this by saying it takes place in VR. Contains many odd elements such as the inflatible children and the infamous being-fisted-down-a-toilet-bowl scene.
- Panik
- This was intended to be a "Girl meets Pan in the forest and they bonk like crazed ferrets", but I chickened out at the last minute. The wording for the old English note was provided by Robyn Starkey.
- Paragraphs
- During my "find an image and describe it" phase, I ended up with one or two bits that I liked but were really too short to call stories. I was going to do an entire series of them but I only ever collected a few.
- Payment
- More virtual sex, this time with two statues that change their surface texture during the act.
- Pheromoan
- One of my earlier stories mentioned the Kaelen, an insect race who could give off an aphrodisiac pheromone. This story demonstrates its use.
- The Telephone
- This is a rather unsavoury piece about, essentially, a girl being raped by a posessed telephone booth. Not a lot in the way of redeeming features here, I'm afraid.
- Post-NELs
- The ending of "NELs" - the Camden/Wagner/Kingsley collaboration - was a bit downbeat. I thought that the girl had gotten the worst of the deal, so in this, I allowed her a measure of revenge, using a Kaelen Pheromone- producing insect.
- Prosthetic
- This was written for Pirate Jenny's One In Ten Forward, a collection of gay erotica. It describes the invention of the Detachable Penis.
- Pulse
- This follows on directly from "Multi", and describes the idea of a person's sexual preferences being modified as easily as the screen colours in Microsoft Windows. Nothing homophobe-sinister about this though, people; it's used to bring a neuter back to normal after years of abstinence.
- Rabbits
- Sort of an erotic virtual-reality "Watership Down". Sort of. This was written for Ace Lightning, the Witch of New Jersey.
- Rarity
- This is rather a long story when you consider that the only interestng elements were the name of the planet and the idea of having one's genitalia altered by nanotechnology. It presents the idea that bigger isn't necessarily better.
- Recruited
- Lesbian s&m fantasy mixed in with revolutionary tactics (well, putting up protest posters. That's a little bit revolutionary). The text on the poster is taken from the lyrics insert for Skinny Puppy's Rabies CD.
- The Telephone 2
- After reading `The Telephone', a friend of mine suggested that it should be possible to shove a telephone receiver up one's ass, and set about proving it.
- Tilt
- the idea of a future video arcade museum with a pinball machine designed around the images of Hans Rudi `alien' Giger. the surprise ending wasn't planned.
- The Tower
- This was inspired by Ace Lightning telling me about a lighthouse near where she lives.
- Summoning the God
- I got bored with hetero erotica. This is what happens if you go around summoning gods without being sure of what you're summoning.
- Treworld
- An early story, written when I was exploring the wierdness potential of VR. The inflatible pig was inspired by Pink Floyd's promotional stunt for their Animals album, and the Treworld itself was, I think, related to Greg Bear's `Way'; why should a virtual world be situated on a plane or the outside of a sphere?
- The Woodcutter
- I found some lovely, ornate clip-art that looked like it was designed to go along the sides of a fairy-tale, so I wrote one. In the process of writing, it first got silly and then pornographic. Such is life. And, yes, I did think about including the clip-art on this page, but I couldn't get it to tile very well.
- The Fifth Floor
- The idea of a Store Full of Wierd Stuff which gets wierder on each floor must have been a gift from the muse; I can't find any realworld parallel, although Peril 305 in Bourke street - with Slow Glass Books upstairs - comes pretty close. I'm going to build one of those sarcophagi one day.
- Ash and Eve
- I blame Phillipe Caza and his wonderful retelling of the Prometheus myth. I think it was called Axolotls. From that, I got the image of a reptilian Asherah, and simply substituted her for Satan in the garden of Eden.
- Autoeroticism Beyond the Patriarchy
- Working Girl
- Cold Spell
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