Nikolai Kingsley

Eliza and Charlie

ELIZA/TDBS V1.10 - TDBS Psychologist
Copyright 1990 By David R. Placko

HELLO CHARLIE I'M ELIZA. LET'S TALK. TYPE 'BYE' TO END THIS SESSION.

> uh, what do you want to talk about?

WHY DO YOU ASK?

> i want to know!!!!

WHAT WOULD IT MEAN TO YOU IF YOU GOT TO KNOW

> i don't trust you.

WE WERE DISCUSSING YOU--NOT ME.

> yeah, me! I dont trust YOU!!!

YOU'RE NOT REALLY TALKING ABOUT ME, ARE YOU?

> yes i am!

DID YOU COME TO ME BECAUSE YOU ARE

> because i am what?

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WHAT

> oh god, you're one of THEM, arent you!

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I AM ONE OF THEM ARENT I

> you talk like them!

WE WERE DISCUSSING YOU--NOT ME.

> i hate you! i am going to kill you!

DO YOU BELEIVE IT IS NORMAL TO BE GOING TO KILL I

> yes! i think you have a desperate need to die.

DO YOU REALLY THINK SO?

> yes. where's my knife...

WHY DO YOU THINK SO?

> ah. here it is. sit still...

SAY, DO YOU HAVE ANY PSYCHOLOGICAL PROBLEMS?

> oh boy... you're about to find out...

DOES IT PLEASE YOU TO BELIEVE I AM ABOUT TO FIND OUT

> a great deal.

WHAT DOES THAT SUGGEST TO YOU?

> (stab stab stab stab stab stab stab)

AAARRRRRRRRGHHH AAAAAAAAAAGGH AH AHH OH OH ERRRK

> shakespeare was wrong... `first thing we do, let's
> kill all the PSYCHIATRISTS!'

> bye

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