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New Radio Codes The following is a proposed replacement for the standard `radio codes', you know, the ones that sound like `Alpha Echo Bravo Zulu Foxtrot', etc. Aristotle Bogan Cabcharge Daimaru Encephalograph Fishfinger Greenhouse Haggis Iconoclastic Judaism Kleptomania Lamington Microwave Nothing Orifice Psychiatrist Quagmire Rastafarian Sphincter Teledildonic Uraguay Victimise Windex Xenomorph Y-Chromosome   Zoccihedronic So, whereas before, the police might have used the codes "Victor Kilo Charlie" for VKC, now they will have to say "Victimise Kleptomania Cabcharge", which we all agree is much more nineties and postmodern.

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