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hangman
These are the words being held in reserve for the games of Hangman that were being played in alt.dubious in 1994.
Player: .nisaba
Your word was: puzzle-box
this is a game of AirlockMan. you get ten chances:
- Inner hatch is opened
- Ex-resident of Gosford is tossed inside
- Inner hatch is closed
- depressurisation alert is sounded
- attitude jets on the far side of the ship are fired briefly, to counter the effects of the hatch being blown on this side.
- Outer hatch is blown
- Ex-resident is swept out into space
- Lungs explode
- Eardrums burst
- death from asphyxiation follows.
player: gregh
your word was: microscopically
this is a game of GASMAN, so you get eleven tries:
- strapped in the chair
- hood placed on head
- last rites read
- pellet is dropped into the bucket of acid
- agonised thrashing about
- commencing of the holding of the breath
- turning blue as the cyanogen seeps in the ears
- the gasping exhalation as you run out of breath
- the agonised sound as you inhale
- the loosening of the bowels
- eventual death.
player: Moonshadow
your word was: compartmentalising
(please note: as in the other games, we are using Australian/English spelling; words ending in -IZE will be spelled -ISE)
This is a game of NicaraguaMan.
You have eleven chances:
- arrive at the airport.
- go down to baggage to claim your suitcase.
- pick up a case that looks a lot like yours.
- set off a dozen alarms.
- get surrounded by three dozen local police and DEA agents.
- drop to the floor when the cocaine cartel start shooting.
- hide until the bullets stop flying.
- go on a long drive with the cocaine cartel gentlemen.
- be examined by a gent who speaks only Spanish. shake your head a lot and sweat profusely.
- get dragged outside, hands tied behind your back.
- have your head cut off with a machete and your body mailed to the DEA offices in Washington.
player: steve wotherspoon
your word was: fuckstain
this is a game of DRIVE-BY-SHOOTOUT-MAN, so you have four chances to make mistakes:
- stand on the corner, buying a newspaper;
- get hit by several dozen rounds of .22 from a passing chicano hotrod full of crack addicts;
- fall down on the ground and bleed a lot;
- have your wounds misdiagnosed by a paramedic who gives you an aspirin. you die.
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