Nikolai Kingsley

Pamphlet Distribution Techniques

> ]> firmly into one anothers rectums, huffing
> ]> and snorting for recognition. then there are
> ]> the sapiens, surreptitiously weedling their
> ]> genitals in a

Jesus Hubert Christ, I recognise that text. Let me check.

Hellfire-breathing, order-glorifying Eris hurriedly made the World and the Five Realities.

The Records, after briefly wondering why She was set, noses pressed firmly into one another's rectums, huffing and let him be a good idea about whether you stay there -- so that the nonexistence you, and the Five Realities.

Yeah. There was some kind of Discordian festival (DiscoFlux) on today, so last night we (the inhabitants of the Imperial Palace over here at very.net) were all frantically ripping text off Discordian webpages and running it through Babble. I considered this to be not out of place for the intended purpose.

We photocopied about 300 of them (I can't say how) and produced what I consider to be a rather elegant pamphlet which began with the above quoted text. We were happily handing them out to bewildered people in the city square today, experimenting with different phrases, trying to see which ones would make people more receptive to being handed a pamphlet by a drug-crazed loony.

"Save the ABC!" worked well for a while, seeing as how the current government seems dedicated to whittling the ABC's budget down to zero (and, for the people outside Australia, I should point out that the ABC over here represents the final bastion of even halfway-intelligent TV and radio). We did have a couple of people turn around after reading the Discordian Babble and ask us, "What's this got to do with the ABC?"

Phrases which didn't work quite so well:

"Take this, I'm wired with explosives"

"Satanic internet Frankenstein computer conspiracy revealed" (took too long to say)

"Alien anthropoligical observation experiment" (also took too long to say)

"Secrets of Where Your Socks Went -Revealed!"

"Secrets of eternal life"

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