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Four Places to Hide Artificial Intelligence
1: Inside a Vibrator This is, of course, assuming a technology that can encode neural net circuits in a molecular format or something similarly compact. The device wouldn't need to be overly, uh, endowed; ten inches by two would be fine. The AI could be linked to small servos that could make the rubber form twist, vibrate at different speeds, even extend an inch or so. Sensors to detect such landmarks as clitorii and g-spots. Hopefully, the AI would be smart enough to know what to do with them. 2: Inside a Mattress Made up of millions of nanotech cells, linked into a network. They would be instructed to hold their shape into a rectangular slab and allow a degree of resilience. With the right software, the mattress could deliver decent massages and even act as an electronic fund transfer and point-of-sale system, allowing people to hide their money in the traditional place. 3: In a Wig Another nanotech cell configuration, this time as a hemispherical mat with millions of dependent strands which could double as sensors and as decorations. With a neural link to the wearer of the wig, prehensile hair becomes a possibility, which would not only be fashionable (it could incorporate software to emulate shampoo-advertisement-style hair-tossing) but very useful in small-component assembly or repair - imagine working on, say, a broken watch with thousands of fingers that small. 4: In a Fish-tank One thing fish are not known for is intelligence. With a large enough tank and many small fish, each one could contain several hundred processors, networked into a large processing array. They would have to be instructed to swim about in the fashion of stupid fish, ie not to perform aquatic ballet or to swim in perfect formations. |
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