Nikolai Kingsley

Resultant Exploding Dog

KC> Since these guys can't seem to get it anywhere else, and have to pay for it, will they now go about their business in a lawful manner? Me, I doubt it ... I think rapes and sexual assaults are going to increase around here, and I am definitely buying into the idea of a guy or taser or more mace or something short of a Doberman (although that might work best, I just can't carry a Doberman in my purse!!!)

You could get a chihuaua (uh, chi-hua-hua? Cheewawa? Fuck it, one of those dogs like Ren) and shove a compressed-air alarm thingy up its ass. Then whip it out of your purse, set it off and frighten the bejasus out of your assailant with the resultant exploding dog.

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