Nikolai Kingsley

Short, Shameful Confession (1)

i have only just realised that the thing1 i have been stropping this knife2 against for the past half an hour isn't a whetstone.

1 it's a small piece of decorative concrete that i found. in the house we were checking out today, with a view to moving into.

2 one inch long blade that folds back into a little bronze cross with a kind of Byzantine-era jesus attached to it. on the back it says 'GODPRO TECT'. it's actually a keyring, but i like to keep a handy means of suicide with me at all times, and the ammunition for that goddamn howitzer cost too much.

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